ひらめき！英語迷言教室

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1. はじめに 第1章 ココロをくすぐるユーモラスな名言・迷言 1 The optimist sees the whole ; 2 Quitting （s ） is easy. 3 To find a friend one must 4 How long a minute is 5 It's meaningless to 6 Finding a worm in your apple 7 Women like a man with a past, 8 Christmas is a time when 9 There are three stages of man; 10 There are （ ） kinds of people 11 An archaeologist is the best husband 12 Baseball is like driving, 13 Never doubt the courage of the French. 14 Never ask （ ） if you 15 Doing business without advertising 16 High heels were invented 17 You know you are getting old 18 I changed my password 19 Yesterday my husband thought 20 Dear math teachers: 21 I don't smoke or drink 22 If you think you're too small 23 Forget the （ ）, I feel the entire zoo 第2章 ココロを動かすポジティブな名言・迷言 24 The best way to make your dream 25 Nothing is impossible. 26 An American believes 27 A parrot （ s） much 28 If opportunity doesn?t knock, 9 When one door of happiness closes, 30 The dictionary is the only place 31 When a man points a finger 32 Don't worry, if Plan A 33 Nothing in the world is 34 If I am to speak ten minutes, 35 Age is just a number. 6 Man cannot discover new oceans 37 A （ ） between makes love 38 Love does not consist in 39 It?s no coincidence 40 I don't know who 41 We do not stop playing 42 Remember,（ a ） is the（ b ） 43 By the time a man realizes 44 A mother is not a person 45 Life isn't measured by 46 Be careful when you follow 47 Make yourself heard. 48 To the world you may be 49 With （ a ） eyes and 50 Yesterday is history, 51 War doesn't determine 52 Everything will be all right 第3章 ココロに浮かぶあの名言のパロディ迷言 53 （ ） a day keeps the doctor 54 Haste makes （ ）. 55 Where there?s a will, 56 Never put off till 57 He who laughs last 番外編Many people believe 第4章 ジョークのオチを考えるのはあなただ！ #1 園児から先生へのプレゼント #2 仲睦まじい老夫婦 #3 タクシー運転手の前職 #4 命拾いのためのとっさの一言 #5 老夫婦の願い事 #6 ジグソーパズル完成のお祝い #7 シスターを訪ねた謎の男 #8 画期的なスーパー #9 寝起きの悪い男の話